Don’t go online with toilet paper stuck to your shoe!

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From the desk of Jackie Muscat

Let me tell you about something that got me fired up last week. 

My business partner, Becky, and I were having our usual "let's pour our hearts out about the business" chat when we started talking about our newest client. Let's call her Susie.

Susie came to us desperate for help with her ads.

She'd been spending money, following all the "right" steps, but seeing absolutely zero results.

Like many course creators before her, she was watching her ad spend circle the drain while her sales remained flatter than week-old seltzer.

One of our first steps is always to look at the sales page.

What we found left us both seeing red 😭

Not because it was terrible in an obvious way.

No, this was almost worse.

On the surface, everything looked "fine.”

But it wasn't making a single. damn. sale.

But here's the real kicker:

• She'd been working with an Ads Manager for THREE MONTHS. They never said a word.

• She'd paid top dollar for a professional copywriter. They never said a word.

• She had a high-end business coach who strategised her funnel. They never said a word.

Everyone just kept taking her money while she struggled, like watching someone walk around with toilet paper stuck to their shoe and politely looking the other way.

You better believe we didn’t stay silent.

So we made a screencast of our review of her page, going through it line by line and showing her exactly where and why it wasn’t converting. 

Her response?

There are a lot of things in life we don’t know:

• Why do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten, but hot dog buns in packs of eight?

• Why are superheroes always so good-looking? Is that a superpower?

• Why won’t people tell you when you’re going online with toilet paper stuck to your virtual shoe?

Because that's exactly what's happening to so many course creators right now.

You think you look great - you worked hard on your funnel.

You used a template, or AI, or had a pro whip a sales page.

It sounds good! It should work!

So when you flip on the ads and get jack all for your efforts - it can’t be the sales page….right?

Oh but Darling, it probably is. 

And no one is saying a word. 

But we will.

Think of us like your Business Besties - we won’t let you leave the house in jeans that give you pancake butt.

And we definitely won’t let you flip the switch on a funnel that’s just going to drain your bank and fall flat. 

Here's why you can trust us to give it to you straight:

❌ We didn’t build your funnel. 

❌ We didn’t write your copy. 

❌ We aren’t running your ads. 

So we have zero ego invested in protecting "our work."

We're here to show you exactly where things are letting you down and how to fix them.

We’ll go through your page, line by line, and tell you exactly how to make it better. 

In fact, we’ll even rewrite some of it for you just to show you what we mean. 

We’ll tell you exactly what looks good on you - and what’s not doing you any favors. 

At your request, we'll send you:

• A 10 minute, personal video reviewing your sales page or opt in page from an expert copywriter, showing you exactly what's fabulous, and what needs some conversion TLC

• A professionally rewritten line so you’re not left wondering what we mean by “crank it up to eleven!”

• Two customized strategies to make your page unforgettable
  

But here's what makes our review truly special:

We don't look at your page before we hit record.

Why? Because this gives you something invaluable - our genuine first impression, exactly like your potential customers would experience it.

You get:

• Our raw, unfiltered reaction as marketing experts seeing your page for the first time

• Real-time insights into what catches our attention (and what doesn't)

• Authentic feedback on what confuses us, excites us, or makes us want to click away

• The exact moments where we get lost or lose interest (just like your prospects might)

This approach means you're not just getting a polished, pre-planned review - you're getting the real deal as it’s experienced in real time.

It's like having a conversion expert secretly watch over your potential customers' shoulders as they land on your page.

You’re not getting the results you want.

Let us take a look and show you why.

Here's how it works:

1. You click the bright shiny button below (you know you want to!)

2. Fill out our quick form telling us where to find your sales page or opt in page

3. Within 48 hours, we'll send you your personalized review package to your inbox

Investment: $7  (Not a typo)

That's less than the cost of one hour of failed ads.

Less than an hour with that business coach who didn't mention your page needed work.

And *way* less than watching your funnel fail for another month.

You've got two choices right now:

Keep running that funnel that's about as effective as a cotton soup bowl, while everyone around you politely pretends not to notice...

OR

Let us show you exactly what's holding you back and how to fix it. No sugarcoating, no corporate speak, just honest advice from experts who want to see you succeed.

Ready to ditch the virtual TP?

Click below to get your personalized sales page or opt in page review TODAY for just $7.

* * *IMPORTANT* * *

1. Spots are Limited to 10 per month - because we actually watch your whole page and give detailed feedback, not just skim and nod
2. This offer is only applicable to life, health or business coaches or course creators. Please do not request a Take a Look Review if your business falls outside of this category.

P.S. Still not sure? Ask yourself this: How much longer are you willing to spend money on ads that aren't converting? How many more potential customers are you okay with losing? If the answer is "not one more," then you know what to do.